what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

My mom

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Testicles.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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