What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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