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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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