What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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I'm Jewish

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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I have suicidal thoughts

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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