Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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No

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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