Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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