- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

When is a door not a door? Never.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

im watching you..

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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