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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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