Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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