- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What? Yes.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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