- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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