Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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