- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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