- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Has u seen my grammar?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

knock,knock you suck

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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