- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

these are shit

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Donkey lips

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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