- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Knock knock Come in

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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