- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

kaite is dumb that is true

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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