This statement is false.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

No, Trinidad.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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