- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Wanker

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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