- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Wanker

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Women's rights

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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