- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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