"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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