- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Ron Paul for President!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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