- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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