Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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