Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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