billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Fart

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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