Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

your social life.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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