Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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