- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

It says so on your cap.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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