How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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