Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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* anti-punchline

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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who is awesome? no one...

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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