who is awesome? no one...

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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