A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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