- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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