Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

* anti-punchline

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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