What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Vagina.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Ben Corbishley

Where's the dick??? east

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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