- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Continents are large islands.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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