Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Davey Peterson.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Whats 2+1? 2.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

FUS RO DAH!!!

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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