Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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