What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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I love alchohol!

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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