An Artic Storm.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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I love alchohol!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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