what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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