What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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I've got a dig bick

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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women's rights.

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Poop.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Anti Joke

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