I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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