hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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