What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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