CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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