- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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