Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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I grunt when I poop.

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womans rights...

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Knock knock

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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