How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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im a dragon, no im not

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

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