why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

I killed someone on minecraft.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

hey John will you make some copies

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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