What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Obama

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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