- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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