- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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