theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Chuck Norris.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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