What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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