Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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