roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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