Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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