- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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