What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Dumb

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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