No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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womens rights

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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