Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Refrigerator

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

racism...deal with it!

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

The MLS

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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