- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

lipstick pig

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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