a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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