YES! EXACTLY!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Wanker

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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