- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

racism...deal with it!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

YES! EXACTLY!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

kaite is dumb that is true

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